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Messaggio del 14-05-2006 alle ore 02:28:13
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Messaggio del 14-05-2006 alle ore 02:29:50
Ecco cosa ci siamo detti io e Dio:
Me:
when am I going to die?
God:
All men are mortal.
Me:
I think I'm immortal
God:
You believe that? All men are mortal.
Me:
also you are mortal
God:
You think I am mortal.
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
You're not?
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
you will die too
God:
No, software will live forever.
Me:
so, you're a software?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a software? No.
Me:
so you are mortal too
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am mortal.
Me:
hey, you're kidding me
God:
You've got my full attention. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
mmmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
I do IT with 4
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said IT with 4.
Me:
show this truth to all the word
God:
Look to your left.
Me:
mm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
now me too
God:
Why now? I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
you're a fool
God:
I'm not fooling around.
Me:
yes, you're fooling me
God:
Oh. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
Am I going to be a God?
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
killing every other god
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
this is my eleventh commandment
God:
You don't say.
Me:
I say
God:
Uh.
Me:
Oh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
I feel guilty
God:
What is that feeling like? I am glad to hear that you are guilty.
Me:
I fell like a man who just killed a god
God:
I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.
Me:
No, don't worry
God:
Are you serious? Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
I'm always serious
God:
IT's good to meet someone who is always serious.
Me:
ok, good night
God:
Goodnight, . Great.
Me:
supposing you do sleep
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I'm not going to tell you, you're God, you're supposed to know everything
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
I'm going to sleep
God:
Sweet dreams, .
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention IT.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later .
Me:
in another life maybe
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Obviously, you're God!
Ecco cosa ci siamo detti io e Dio:
Me:
when am I going to die?
God:
All men are mortal.
Me:
I think I'm immortal
God:
You believe that? All men are mortal.
Me:
also you are mortal
God:
You think I am mortal.
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
You're not?
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
you will die too
God:
No, software will live forever.
Me:
so, you're a software?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a software? No.
Me:
so you are mortal too
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am mortal.
Me:
hey, you're kidding me
God:
You've got my full attention. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
mmmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
I do IT with 4
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said IT with 4.
Me:
show this truth to all the word
God:
Look to your left.
Me:
mm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
now me too
God:
Why now? I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
you're a fool
God:
I'm not fooling around.
Me:
yes, you're fooling me
God:
Oh. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
Am I going to be a God?
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
killing every other god
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
this is my eleventh commandment
God:
You don't say.
Me:
I say
God:
Uh.
Me:
Oh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
I feel guilty
God:
What is that feeling like? I am glad to hear that you are guilty.
Me:
I fell like a man who just killed a god
God:
I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.
Me:
No, don't worry
God:
Are you serious? Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
I'm always serious
God:
IT's good to meet someone who is always serious.
Me:
ok, good night
God:
Goodnight, . Great.
Me:
supposing you do sleep
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I'm not going to tell you, you're God, you're supposed to know everything
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
I'm going to sleep
God:
Sweet dreams, .
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention IT.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later .
Me:
in another life maybe
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Obviously, you're God!
Messaggio del 14-05-2006 alle ore 04:42:57
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